6am. Wake.
K is to take a shower. Encounter with cockroach #1 in the bathtub. We speculate it must have fallen from the ceiling and then got stuck in the bathtub, unable to crawl out. A while after a distressed call to the front desk, a maintenance guy knocks on our door. He comes in, uses his walkie talkie antenna to pin the cockroach, picks it up via its antennae, and removes it from the room.
We have a minibus/van pickup at 7:45 for our 'James Bond 4 in 1' day trip. The van waits until 8:05 before it finally leaves the hotel; we assume it was waiting for someone else at the hotel who never showed up. The van goes to a couple other hotels to pick up people and then drops us off to transfer to our normal tour bus.
There are people signed up for the 2-in-1, 3-in-1, and 4-in-1 on the bus. Our tour guide's name ("hollywood name") is Cindy, a friendly middle-aged Thai woman. It's 50 minutes to Phang-Nga (on the mainland coast), our destination. Cindy begins by telling us about our itinerary for the day and then goes on to tell us various facts about Phuket and Thailand.
...The first people to come to Phuket Island were Malaysians... I guess they were Muslims because they're called Thai Muslims now.
...Phuket comes from a Malay word meaning hill.
...Phi Phi Island is named after the abundant Phi-a-Phi trees on the island.
...Patong, where our hotel is located, means 'dating'.
Rubber tree plantations...

Things about people who plant rubber... they have to wake up *really* early. (They wake up when the tourists come back from their bars.) They come out with huge rubber shoes to protect them against poisonous snakes and other poisonous creatures and they put a torchlight on their head. They walk around slitting trees to get the sap and then come back later to collect all the sap (reminds me of maple trees). Then they go back to their house. They lay the sap out on a sheet, add some water and some sulfuric acid, mix mix mix, flatten it with a piece of wood, roll the result in some machines, and then sell it.
The rubber trees give seeds every year and apparently the rubber plantation people can tell the good seeds from the bad. After a rubber tree is planted, they have to wait 7 years before it starts producing the latex sap. During the 7 years, they have another source of income, like growing other crops - pineapples, etc. The crops do double duty... because they also protect the baby rubber trees from the intense sun and other elements. The trees will produce rubber for 40/45 years and live for 100 years.
It's high tourist season in Phuket... because the best weather runs from the end of November to the beginning of February.
Our first stop was an elephant camp. Elephant trekking... my second ride on an elephant and much bumpier than the one in Siem Reap. The ground here was very uneven, unlike the flat ground in Siem Reap. A third of the way through, our trainer gets off the elephant and asks us for our camera to take pictures for us. We thought after taking a picture, he would get back on the elephant, but he didn't. Instead, he just walked on and every once in a while would voice commands to the elephant. Sometimes he would continue on without looking back, not noticing the elephant wasn't following. Then he would turn around, see the distance, and yell some more commands until the elephant caught up.

Almost at the end, he asked one of us to climb forward off the seat and sit directly on the elephant, but we both decided against it (which I shortly regretted). He got back on the elephant and then navigated into a small pond that the elephant swam through... a much smoother ride than it walking on land. The couple behind us...

Post ride, we stayed at the camp for a bit, drank some tea, rode on an ox cart, and played with some mangrove monkeys... and then returned to the bus.
The next stopping point was adjacent to Phang-Nga bay where Cindy had us all get a life jacket and board a boat similar to the klong boats in Bangkok. Off we went... to James Bond Island. A short stop to climb up and down some of the island's steps.

Stop at a Muslim fishing village for lunch. Locals' buildings filled half the village and the other half was obviously built as a tourist food stop. Lunch was pretty decent... soup, fried rice, a bunch of Thai dishes, and fresh fruit. The Thai dishes were not spicy, catering to tourist taste buds.
Took the boat to a bigger boat from which we boarded the sea canoes (flat bottom boats because some areas can be quite shallow depending on the time of day and the tides). Each canoe sat two people plus the "canoe boy" who did all the paddling.

The sea canoeing was very cool. We got to go in a bunch of areas that required everyone to lie down flat in the boat because the entrances were that low. (Waterproof camera case served us quite well here as I didn't have to worry about getting the camera wet.)

After canoeing, we got back on the klongish boat back to the pier. (Note, the usage of the life jackets was kind of silly... we wore it while on the klongish boat and took it off each time we got off. We did wear it for the canoeing though.)
Bus to monkey cave temple that had a whole lot of wild mangrove monkeys outside and a small reclining Buddha (when compared to the ones in Bangkok & Ayutthaya) and tallish cave inside.

Then, a short 10-minute stop at a cashew factory store, where we learned cashews come from cashew fruits that grow on trees, each fruit containing one nut, and each tree producing over 1000 fruits per year. We also got to sample Cashewy, a drink made from cashews and apples. According to the info pamphlet there, it got "added to Thailand's herbal miraculous drinks" recently.

Some people bought quite a bit of food goodies from the store. The bus then dropped off everyone at their respective hotels.
Dinner ended up being at this place where you picked your own fresh seafood (Phuket has no lack of seafood places) and tell them how you want it cooked. The split of food and bill was a bit more complicated here because - K didn't want seafood so he got his own dish by himself (but then he wanted to share the one vege dish), and I wanted to partake in all the seafood dishes with the exception of the lobster (which ended up being 1500B = ~ $40, so I'm glad I stayed out of that one).
Some time at the internet cafe looking through some of our pictures.
Back at the hotel, cockroach #2 encounter >_<
Sleep. 1am.